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Title: Sweet Lady!
Post by: GrayBeard on November 05, 2011, 01:03:29 pm

Bless her little heart.....How sweet........
The secret to long life...
     
    A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:, 
She was sitting  on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
     
        ?I couldn?t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret??

       ?I smoke ten cigars a day,? she said.
?Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice  big joint. 
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every  week, and eat only junk food. 
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don?t exercise at all.?
       
     ?That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you??
 
    ?Forty,? she replied

Title: Re: Sweet Lady!
Post by: Dawie on November 05, 2011, 02:08:20 pm

 ;D LOL
David

Title: Re: Sweet Lady!
Post by: Russ C on November 05, 2011, 03:12:42 pm

 ::)  ::)  ::)  LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Sweet Lady!
Post by: Marcellarius on November 05, 2011, 06:02:21 pm

LOL !!! this hurts laughing!

Title: Re: Sweet Lady!
Post by: wombatie on November 06, 2011, 01:03:07 am

 :D :D :D ROFLMBO  :D :D :D

Marg