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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on May 17, 2011, 12:44:43 pm

Title: Army inductee from the 'hills'!
Post by: GrayBeard on May 17, 2011, 12:44:43 pm

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Army inductee from the 'hills'!
Post by: slowcutter on May 17, 2011, 02:02:39 pm

I know where he is & he makes damn good Shine   
JP

Title: Re: Army inductee from the 'hills'!
Post by: Marcellarius on May 17, 2011, 02:12:24 pm

LOL

they should look for a man with long hair probably only eating applesauce.