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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on May 17, 2011, 12:37:55 pm

Title: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: GrayBeard on May 17, 2011, 12:37:55 pm

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: slowcutter on May 17, 2011, 02:12:55 pm

Not a problem I stopped the car got out & started walking,about 10 mins. later my wife pulls up & says whats wrong. I looked at her & said according to you I don't know how to dive. Man was it a long walk home.

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: CNLNC on May 17, 2011, 02:36:49 pm

You nailed GB, NAILED IT!

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: newfie on May 17, 2011, 02:39:47 pm

LOL

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: yyyyyguy on May 17, 2011, 11:20:23 pm

Mmmmmm, not sure if I should show that one to my wife or not, she might think I told it to YOU!!! ::) ::)

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: Chachi on May 18, 2011, 12:14:58 am

Well GB I got smacked for that one so I owe you one Lmaooo I was laughing hard and the wife asked me what was so funny and I said oh nothing just a joke that sounds like you..... So I told her the joke and I got slapped in the back of the head for it and told I need to think before I say things like that LMAOOOO so Thanks for the laugh GB.

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: chief on May 18, 2011, 12:43:39 am

Next time the wife complains about my driving I am pulling over and making her drive.  She always wants me to drive and then complains the whole time.

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: dgman on May 18, 2011, 12:54:29 am

My wife and I have an agreement. If your in the passenger seat, you keep your mouth shut!! ;D

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: Russ C on May 18, 2011, 06:39:06 am

Sounds like my wife.  ::)

Title: Re: The Breakfast Eggs!
Post by: ChuckD on May 18, 2011, 11:38:14 pm

My Bride never complains about my driving.  In fact we are are both great drivers and we know it.  Don't believe me?  Just look at the drivers who are driving around.  They are a hazard.  Of course I am not talking about you....