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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on May 17, 2011, 12:34:00 pm

Title: The winner is!!!
Post by: GrayBeard on May 17, 2011, 12:34:00 pm

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: The winner is!!!
Post by: newfie on May 17, 2011, 02:49:35 pm

LOL gotta remember that one.

Title: Re: The winner is!!!
Post by: mrsn on May 17, 2011, 07:08:58 pm

LOL....So Funny

Title: Re: The winner is!!!
Post by: Gabby on May 18, 2011, 01:56:20 am

But you can tell she loves him still.
She called him 'Honey" what more proof do you need?
If I won the Lotto I'd send the little woman on all the cruises I could book, hire a dog sitter, and sleep whenever I want to as late as I want to. Hell I can't chase women anymore even if I caught one I'd have to turn her loose. Ain't even fun looking at the pictures.  :-[  :'(
Sign me anonymous and OLD. LOL

Title: Re: The winner is!!!
Post by: Russ C on May 18, 2011, 06:35:41 am

LOL,  :D  :D  :D