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Title: cute sayings
Post by: Bill P on February 18, 2011, 10:38:06 am: I didn't want to put this in another area because I'm not really requesting a pattern, just wanted to share one of my favorite sayings so others could use it, perhaps for some word art.

I use this all the time at work. "I can multitask, but only on one thing at a time."

Anyone else want to share their favorites?

Bill
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Post by: Marcellarius on February 18, 2011, 01:39:06 pm: My favorite one, regarding to food, espacially when someone invites me and they ask polite if I would like something to eat then I say: "there is only one thing I don't like, and that are small pieces" ;)
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Post by: dunk on February 18, 2011, 01:56:04 pm: "Success is the best Revenge"
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Post by: Russ C on February 18, 2011, 02:30:50 pm: "What's your point" or " And your point is?"
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Post by: cameronj on February 18, 2011, 02:34:35 pm: I often say to my co-workers: "I might be bossy,...but I know what you should be doing."
I have scrolled that comment as a desk sign, too.
Jim
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Post by: mrsn on February 18, 2011, 02:45:42 pm: "Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine"
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Post by: Mainewoods on February 18, 2011, 04:19:16 pm: "Never confuse education with intelligence, nor knowledge with wisdom."
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Post by: dgman on February 18, 2011, 06:33:02 pm: In terms of my work as a leak Detector, "The only thing for sure is...Nothing is for sure".
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Post by: GrayBeard on February 18, 2011, 09:16:54 pm: My favorite is on a tee shirt I often wear....

"NO, I will NOT fix your damn computer!"

~~~GB~~~
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Post by: Barry on February 18, 2011, 10:33:53 pm: "I can resist anything except temptation"

Oscar Wilde

One of my favorites (the quote that is :) )

Barry
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Post by: Waddawood on February 18, 2011, 11:47:15 pm: "You'll get over it, I just did"
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Post by: Mr.Mike on February 18, 2011, 11:59:15 pm: Criminals love gun control ? it makes their jobs easier and safer.
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Post by: Mr.Mike on February 19, 2011, 01:31:51 am: The pen is mightier than the sword ? unless you are in a swordfight!
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Post by: julief on February 19, 2011, 06:34:58 am: If you want me to do half your job, give me half your paycheck.
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Post by: newfie on February 19, 2011, 08:05:48 am: build a bridge and get over it !
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Post by: CNLNC on February 19, 2011, 03:39:40 pm: "No Pain, No Gain"

I guess that wouldn't be a good thing in scrollsawing...
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Post by: Judy Hunter on February 19, 2011, 05:12:53 pm: The World moves on....deal with it!
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Post by: HWPlmbr1 on February 19, 2011, 10:14:11 pm: I saw this on one plumbers bumper sticker. I still try to bring it up on jobs, especially if some one asks, what's that smell? :o

Old plumbers never die, they just smell that way!
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Post by: yyyyyguy on February 20, 2011, 12:25:58 pm: I had a tee-shirt of this one made up when I retired, "The indulgence which

prevents a greater pleasure, or produces a greater pain, is to be avoided", it

was one of T. Jefferson's favorites.

Pete
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Post by: Lakelad on February 21, 2011, 05:16:40 pm: Statistics don't lie but liers use statistics.

If pro is the opposite of con. Then progress is the opposite of congress.
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Post by: chief on February 21, 2011, 07:52:15 pm: "Yes this is my truck, no I won't help you move."
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Post by: Crabbyboater on February 22, 2011, 01:42:14 am: Did you hear about the statistician that drowned in a river with an average depth of one foot?
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Post by: jimbo on February 23, 2011, 08:56:19 pm: When asked by a customer [what do you do with that] I reply buy it take it home and you can do what you like with it
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Post by: Gabby on February 23, 2011, 09:04:27 pm: Put this on your back bumper.

I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU!

Gabby
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Post by: nickchalker on February 23, 2011, 09:06:45 pm: "IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE!"
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Post by: ChuckD on March 02, 2011, 10:56:35 pm: We have so many brave soldiers, but so few brave politicians
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Post by: Chachi on March 03, 2011, 09:31:55 am: Wal-mart what a great store......where else can you get a sandwich and a fishing lure at 3 am.

And God has a sence of Humor, don't belive go to Wal-Mart at 3 am to get a sandwich and a fishing lure.
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Post by: yyyyyguy on March 03, 2011, 11:09:53 am: If at first you don't succeed...see we are a lot alike ;D
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Post by: marmoh on March 03, 2011, 11:36:53 am: I'm sorry...did you confuse me with someone who gives a darn...
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Post by: Gabby on March 03, 2011, 04:03:02 pm: Quote from: Marion on March 03, 2011, 11:36:53 am
I'm sorry...did you confuse me with someone who gives a darn...

REALLY Marion, you MUST do something with your hair, a PINK ribbon would do wonders!
I just knew you were MY kind of gal.
LMAO
Gabby