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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on February 08, 2011, 12:29:13 pm
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To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poo
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
~~~GB~~~
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Thanks for the info, but I will stick with beer. Really don't care for wine. ;)
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If Ben Franklin is correct, and I believe he is, then my wife is one of the Wisest, and I am one of the most Free peolpe around.
Thanks GB for the info,,, ;D
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Benjamin Franklin also said......
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Rog
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Yeah, I'm a beer drinker too. My wife is the wine drinker of the house.