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Title: Blonde biker bar
Post by: JOHNNY on January 29, 2011, 05:32:19 pm

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey you
wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
Before you tell that joke,cowboy, i think it is only fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:
(1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
(2)The bouncer is a blond girl.
(3)I'm a 6-foot tall, 175lbs blonde with a black belt in karate.
(4)The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
(5)The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously,cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and says,
No....not if i'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Title: Re: Blonde biker bar
Post by: marmoh on January 29, 2011, 07:32:43 pm

Bet he had some bruises on him when he left  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Blonde biker bar
Post by: boxmaker on January 29, 2011, 08:45:42 pm

LMAO. Drinks on the house.

Title: Re: Blonde biker bar
Post by: Marcellarius on January 30, 2011, 02:29:36 am

LOL, 8)

Title: Re: Blonde biker bar
Post by: Russ C on January 30, 2011, 09:30:23 am

That one has been posted before, still LOL.  :)

Title: Re: Blonde biker bar
Post by: Dawie on January 30, 2011, 11:55:29 am

 ;D It stays funny. Thanks for posting.
David