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Title: 3 Beer Cowboy!
Post by: GrayBeard on January 25, 2011, 04:26:34 pm

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and  orders three mugs
of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar  and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes flat  after I draw
it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time..'

The cowboy replies,
'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in  Arizona , the other
is in Colorado . When we all left our home in  Texas , we promised that we'd drink this
way to remember the days when we  drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my
brothers and one  for myself.'

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there..

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.  He orders three
mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take  notice and fall
silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second  round, the bartender says,

'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I  wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.'

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his  eyes and he
laughs.

'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains, 'It's just that my wife and  I joined the
Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. 
Hasn't affected my brothers though."'

My Kind of Cowboy!

~~~GrayBeard~~~
Title: Re: 3 Beer Cowboy!
Post by: boxmaker on January 25, 2011, 06:25:17 pm
LMAO GB that was funny, thanks I needed a good laugh.

                                                                      Mark
Title: Re: 3 Beer Cowboy!
Post by: Russ C on January 25, 2011, 07:19:10 pm
That has been posted before, still got a chuckle.  ;)
Title: Re: 3 Beer Cowboy!
Post by: jimbo on January 26, 2011, 01:06:00 am
Sounds like an Irish cowboy
Jimbo
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Post by: Chachi on January 26, 2011, 03:22:15 am
To funny as always GB
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Post by: Muzzlemike on January 28, 2011, 12:25:02 am
GB That was a good one .
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Post by: julief on January 28, 2011, 07:51:33 am
Guy logic.
Title: Re: 3 Beer Cowboy!
Post by: Marcellarius on January 28, 2011, 10:27:57 am
Quote from: julief on January 28, 2011, 07:51:33 am
Guy logic.

I heard someone say that his mother puts 2 ounces less meat  in the spaghetti after he became a vegetarian.....
so woman logic isn't that much different. :D
Title: Re: 3 Beer Cowboy!
Post by: Dawie on January 29, 2011, 03:49:53 pm
LOL I think I will tell this one at church tomorrow, see who has humor  :P.
David
Title: Re: 3 Beer Cowboy!
Post by: Gabby on February 06, 2011, 07:49:52 pm
First time I saw it. Good one!
Gabby