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Title: Talking when DRUNK!
Post by: GrayBeard on January 11, 2011, 03:14:25 pm

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

           1. Innovative
     
           2. Preliminary
     
           3. Proliferation
     
           4. Cinnamon
     
     THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

           1. Specificity
     
           2. Anti-constitutionalistically
     
           3. Passive-aggressive disorder
     
           4. Transubstantiate
     
    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
     
           1. No thanks, I'm married.
     
           2. Nope, no more booze for me!
     
           3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
     
           4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
     
           5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
     
           6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
     
          7. Oh no, I couldn't, I can't sing...
     
          8. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

Title: Re: Talking when DRUNK!
Post by: Dawie on January 11, 2011, 03:25:20 pm

LOL GB you did it again. The first two sets you gave are difficult to say at the best of times even if you?re not drunk.
David

Title: Re: Talking when DRUNK!
Post by: Marcellarius on January 12, 2011, 06:59:10 am

very funny,  i quess the last list isn't finished with 8. :D

 

Title: Re: Talking when DRUNK!
Post by: Mainewoods on January 12, 2011, 07:18:48 am

couple more to add to part 3

"No, I'm certain this table won't hold me up."

"Nobody wants to hear about my problems!"
 ;D

Title: Re: Talking when DRUNK!
Post by: supershingler on January 12, 2011, 09:40:42 am

and you better add  "good evening officer" to the bottom of the list

kendall

Title: Re: Talking when DRUNK!
Post by: Russ C on January 12, 2011, 12:36:06 pm

LOL, I know the most common one said to an officer, "I only had two, two that's all". LOL  ::)

Title: Re: Talking when DRUNK!
Post by: Mainewoods on January 12, 2011, 08:13:13 pm

You nailed it Russ.  I wore a badge for 22 years, and it was amazing how many people got totally smashed on "2 beers"!   :D

Title: Re: Talking when DRUNK!
Post by: jimbo on January 13, 2011, 06:35:55 pm

Thats why they say when you are drunk you talk short hand, no need for big words
Jimbo