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Title: Hot Air Balloon Ride
Post by: Russ C on December 15, 2010, 01:48:15 pm
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well" says the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must work in business."

"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Hot Air Balloon Ride
Post by: dgman on December 15, 2010, 03:19:50 pm
Sounds like a couple of politicians! ;D
Title: Re: Hot Air Balloon Ride
Post by: Marcellarius on December 16, 2010, 10:59:42 am
 :D LOL,
Title: Re: Hot Air Balloon Ride
Post by: Rightarm on December 17, 2010, 12:27:01 pm
    Sounds like the THFD Front Office. Dave