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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Dawie on August 12, 2010, 03:09:08 pm
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Came across this earlier today. Enjoyed it so much I just had to share it here.
David
A Poem For Those Over 30
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead
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How true this is. Great post Dawie.
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Goooood one Dawie . LMAO :o :o :o
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ROTFLMAO That is great.
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I love this! How true, how true.
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Don't know how I haven't seen this one before but I sure will be passing it along!
That's a goodun!
~~~GB~~~
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So GB it seems I found a source you haven't tapped into yet ;)
David.
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How true, good one David. Dave 8)
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In the dismal state of most of the World...
We WELCOME all the smiles we can get from ANY source!
Keep them comin' ! ! !
~~~GB~~~