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Title: Mexican Maid
Post by: Dragonlord85 on August 10, 2010, 05:02:56 pm

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'   

Maria: 'Well, Se?ora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.   

The first is that I iron better than you.'   

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'   

Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'   

Wife: 'Oh.'   

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'   

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'   

Maria: 'Jor husband did.'     

Wife: 'Oh.'  Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'   

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?' 

 

Maria: 'No Se?ora... the gardener did.' 

 

Wife: 'So how much do you want??

Title: Re: Mexican Maid
Post by: Russ C on August 10, 2010, 05:10:54 pm

Ok,,,, LMAO, Good one  :o

Title: Re: Mexican Maid
Post by: daneklund on August 10, 2010, 08:28:57 pm

Really great one!  That one will be passed on for sure.   :D

Title: Re: Mexican Maid
Post by: Marcellarius on August 11, 2010, 07:49:23 am

LOL  ;D

Title: Re: Mexican Maid
Post by: Dawie on August 11, 2010, 03:45:05 pm

Great one LOL  ;D
David