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Title: had to share
Post by: Caribbean Scroller on August 07, 2010, 10:47:38 pm

 A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. 
  His mother tells him to  stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.
  "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock itoff."  You're going to break something. He stops and
 eventually Mom leaves for a  short trip to the shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store... 
  He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge,  A  diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in
 time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.   She's not sure what this big brown thing  is in the toilet!   She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation,   but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
 everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees 
  and takes a long, hard look at the thing.    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to
 see what it  might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. 
   On him, the walls, etc."Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
    He says, "I've been in this business for over
 30 years,   and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a
 fart !"
 

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: dgman on August 07, 2010, 11:34:50 pm

That is just a crappy joke! :-[

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: Rightarm on August 08, 2010, 01:05:36 am

    Kids, you gota love em.
                   Dave 8)

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: julief on August 08, 2010, 07:39:39 am

I have house guests this week.  I think I just woke them up laughing.

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: Russ C on August 08, 2010, 09:31:33 am

OMG. "and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"
LMAO.  ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: Dawie on August 08, 2010, 09:47:30 am

 ;D :D Great one.
David

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: termite on August 08, 2010, 10:12:38 am

what a way to start a sunday morning. i'll laugh about this all day. thanks

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: GrayBeard on August 08, 2010, 12:12:07 pm

Late ballgame and then a little too much vino last night....

That just cleared up my headache!!!!
AND woke the rest of the house with my loud outburst!!!!!!!

***GB***

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: Judy Hunter on August 08, 2010, 02:52:18 pm

We all must be sick puppies.  I couldn't quit laughing.  I'll be spreading that one around

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: Sealeveler on August 10, 2010, 06:29:33 am

That was a goodun there.

Title: Re: had to share
Post by: Russ C on August 10, 2010, 10:16:17 pm

I sent this one to my wife. She called me up LOL.  8)