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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: jscott2 on September 05, 2015, 10:32:11 am

Title: Amen !
Post by: jscott2 on September 05, 2015, 10:32:11 am

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I ?like? them.

?And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist?

Jim

Title: Re: Amen !
Post by: Wooden Lace on September 05, 2015, 12:55:05 pm

You're SO right....those people have about as much useful to say as most of the people you see yapping on their cell phones all day.
Some days I think I'm the only person on the planet without a cell phone, but since they don't work where I live, I'll do without it.
Nancy

Title: Re: Amen !
Post by: Judy Hunter on September 05, 2015, 02:10:29 pm

FANTASTIC!!! Thanks for my laugh of the day!!!! ;D ;D

Title: Re: Amen !
Post by: wombatie on September 07, 2015, 02:22:47 am

I actually thought that you were serious for a second.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg

Title: Re: Amen !
Post by: jscott2 on September 07, 2015, 09:05:51 am

Marg, i also thought it was serious, until I got to the end.
Jim

Title: Re: Amen !
Post by: BilltheDiver on September 09, 2015, 12:40:24 am

Pretty much sums up why I'm not active on farcebook!

Thanks for the laugh!