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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Dawie on July 20, 2010, 12:27:52 pm

Title: Knock Knock
Post by: Dawie on July 20, 2010, 12:27:52 pm

Thought I would start a "knock knock" thread
So here goes who is 1st to answer:
Knock Knock
David

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: crusty59 on July 20, 2010, 01:22:22 pm

Who's there?

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: northie66 on July 20, 2010, 05:18:24 pm

Interupting cow.

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Charlie Dearing on July 20, 2010, 05:38:28 pm

MOO!  ;D

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: dgman on July 20, 2010, 09:09:48 pm

Moo who?

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: northie66 on July 20, 2010, 09:31:54 pm

dgman... Charlie did it out of turn.  The joke goes like this:

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOO!

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: dgman on July 20, 2010, 10:24:36 pm

Oh well!

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: jimbo on July 20, 2010, 10:40:09 pm

to Bad
Jimbo

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: GrayBeard on July 20, 2010, 10:53:37 pm

Knock, Knock....

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Russ C on July 20, 2010, 10:56:03 pm

Who's there  ???

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: GrayBeard on July 20, 2010, 10:56:59 pm

Consumption....

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Dawie on July 21, 2010, 12:11:45 am

Consumption who?

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: cherie on July 21, 2010, 01:24:16 am

Consumption you!!!  :P Oh well I don't do knock knock very well.

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: GrayBeard on July 21, 2010, 07:47:30 am

Consumption be done about dumb Knock Knock Jokes?

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Charlie Dearing on July 21, 2010, 11:00:45 am

Knock Knock

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: cherie on July 21, 2010, 11:40:22 am

Whose there?

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Charlie Dearing on July 21, 2010, 11:41:54 am

Dwayne

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Dawie on July 21, 2010, 12:28:34 pm

Dwyne who?

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Charlie Dearing on July 21, 2010, 12:46:27 pm

Dwayne the bathtub!  I'm DWOWNING!!

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: cherie on July 21, 2010, 02:07:40 pm

OMG!!! Now that is the best one yet.

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Dawie on July 21, 2010, 02:37:04 pm

Nice one Charlie.
Knock knock

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Russ C on July 21, 2010, 03:48:34 pm

Whose there  ???

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Dawie on July 21, 2010, 04:57:51 pm

Amos

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: northie66 on July 21, 2010, 09:46:46 pm

Amos who?

Title: Re: Knock Knock
Post by: Dawie on July 22, 2010, 01:41:26 am

Amosquito.