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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Dakota Saw Dust on May 02, 2015, 11:04:51 am
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Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
One morning they pounded a sign into the ground, which said:
DA ENDISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandahoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin."
"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge out?'"
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Love it. Thanks.
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;D Best laugh of my day!!
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My hubby is Danish, so I've heard lots of Ole & Sven jokes, but this is my new favorite! Loved it.
Nancy
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He he! I love Ole and Sven jokes.
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Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D