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Title: Golf cart accident
Post by: ChuckD on April 29, 2015, 11:24:20 pm
One day Howard accidentally overturned his golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a  villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,

Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It?s Howard , and I?m Okay thanks," he replied.

"Howard , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," he answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive...Howard was weak.

"Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "but my wife. won't like it."

After a restorative Dewar?s scotch, and some creative putting lessons, he thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Probably still under the cart!" he said....
 
 
 
Title: Re: Golf cart accident
Post by: wombatie on April 30, 2015, 02:37:02 am
Men are soooooooo weak.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg
Title: Re: Golf cart accident
Post by: Merlin on April 30, 2015, 05:00:56 am
Very good,.... but Marg it's nice to be weak.
Title: Re: Golf cart accident
Post by: jscott2 on April 30, 2015, 08:26:20 am
Loved it and passed it on.

Thanks,
Jim
Title: Re: Golf cart accident
Post by: Judy Hunter on April 30, 2015, 12:51:11 pm
 :o the heck he gets from the wife might be worth it HA!
Title: Re: Golf cart accident
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on April 30, 2015, 10:03:15 pm
Good one ;)
Title: Re: Golf cart accident
Post by: Dan26 on May 02, 2015, 07:07:57 pm
Love it!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Golf cart accident
Post by: Rover2 on May 02, 2015, 08:30:21 pm
Funny!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D