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Title: Enlightenment
Post by: Chase on July 19, 2010, 07:42:47 pm

Confused
   
I  became confused when I heard the word 'service'  used with these agencies:
 
  Internal Revenue  'Service'
  U.S. Postal  'Service'
  Telephone 'Service'
  Cable TV 'Service'   
  Civil  'Service'
  Federal, State, City, County & Public 'Service'
  Customer 'Service'

  This is not what I  thought 'service' meant.
 
   But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.
 
 SHAZAM!!!  It all came into focus.  Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.   
 
  You are now as enlightened as I am.

Submitted by Chase

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: dgman on July 19, 2010, 07:48:14 pm

Hey Chase, It says wright on your website that you provide a service! ::)

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: northie66 on July 19, 2010, 08:28:24 pm

Do you make house calls chase?   :P

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: GrayBeard on July 19, 2010, 09:27:22 pm

GREAT!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: campasano on July 19, 2010, 09:34:20 pm

Janet, you must be hilarious to be with, I like the off color remarks you come up with. No punt intended. Good for you I just love it and it adds a little humor and spice to the site. You, Chase and Graybeard make a good team.

Mike

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: GrayBeard on July 20, 2010, 12:17:46 am

Maybe we should go on the telly as a comedy team!

I can see it now.....

"ScrollSaw Comedy Jam"

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: Dawie on July 20, 2010, 08:55:11 am

Thanks for enlightning me Chase. I can just imaging that threesome on the tele :P
David

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: northie66 on July 20, 2010, 05:29:16 pm

Thanks Mike... that was sweet of you to say.

I ain't going on no telly... it adds 10 lbs!

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: cherie on July 21, 2010, 01:28:14 am

ROLMFAO!!!  All of you.  I need help gettin off the floor on this one.  Hey Chase, I want a piece of the service too, will you share with Janet! 

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: Chase on July 21, 2010, 11:26:35 am

Quote from: campasano on July 19, 2010, 09:34:20 pm

Janet, you must be hilarious to be with, I like the off color remarks you come up with. No punt intended. Good for you I just love it and it adds a little humor and spice to the site. You, Chase and Graybeard make a good team.

Mike

I even have a name for us Mike.  How does

The Dynamic Trio sound?

Hey, come on, they all can't be knee slappers.

Chase

Title: Re: Enlightenment
Post by: campasano on July 21, 2010, 08:01:43 pm

Hey Chase, I really like that, maybe we are on to something GOOD.

Mike