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Title: Fishing
Post by: jscott2 on February 01, 2015, 04:59:15 pm

It was raining buckets and a large puddle had formed in front of a pub in Glasgow. An old man, in a ragged kilt  was there, in the rain, with a rod and a line floating in the puddle.

Touched by the sadness of the scene, a passerby approached and asked what he was doing:

"I'm fishing." replied the old-timer.

"Poor old guy" thought the stranger who decided to invite him inside to dry out in the warmth of the pub with a scotch.

As they were quietly drinking their scotches, the stranger decided to play along with the old-timer and asked: "How many have you caught this morning?"

"You are the eighth." replied the old-timer with a shy grin.

Title: Re: Fishing
Post by: Rover2 on February 01, 2015, 08:41:38 pm

Good one.  The old timer is pretty smart. ;D ;D :) :)

Title: Re: Fishing
Post by: pddesertrat on February 02, 2015, 11:34:59 am

Great idea, I'm old, maybe it would work for me! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Fishing
Post by: wombatie on February 04, 2015, 12:58:59 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D another GOOD ONE

Marg

Title: Re: Fishing
Post by: slowcutter on February 04, 2015, 04:59:14 pm

Have to send this one on.

Title: Re: Fishing
Post by: Keefie on February 05, 2015, 05:40:19 am

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   I bet Rob Roy is outside the pub now with his fishing rod!!!!!

Title: Re: Fishing
Post by: rob roy on February 07, 2015, 06:25:05 am

Hi Keith, I sit outside the pub with a big NET. You catch more punters that way. ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Fishing
Post by: pierre62 on February 07, 2015, 06:56:34 am

Good one,