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Title: Visit to the Gynecologist....
Post by: GrayBeard on July 16, 2010, 12:53:00 am

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?"
"No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out.
He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?"
"No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking for the three wise men."

Title: Re: Visit to the Gynecologist....
Post by: Dawie on July 16, 2010, 12:56:23 am

Still laughing GB. Loved this one.
David

Title: Re: Visit to the Gynecologist....
Post by: jimbo on July 16, 2010, 03:15:42 am

And Mary
Jimbo

Title: Re: Visit to the Gynecologist....
Post by: Marcellarius on July 16, 2010, 03:42:57 am

 :D where do you get them...  :D
Marcel

Title: Re: Visit to the Gynecologist....
Post by: GrayBeard on July 16, 2010, 09:06:03 am

The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution gives me the right to NOT reveal my sources...
Sorry!!!

~~~GrayBeard!!!

Title: Re: Visit to the Gynecologist....
Post by: Russ C on July 16, 2010, 09:40:55 am

Another immaculate conception?  ???  LOL

Title: Re: Visit to the Gynecologist....
Post by: rwb on July 16, 2010, 10:35:17 am

so funny