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Title: You KNOW You Are OLD When....
Post by: GrayBeard on July 15, 2010, 10:54:39 am

You have plenty of room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet....

You REGRET all those times you resisted TEMPTATION!

You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who comes into the room!

You have a party and the neighbors don't even notice!

You turn off the light to save on the electric bill!

All the names in your 'address book' end in "M.D."

You give up all your bad habits and still feel like crap!

"Getting a little action" means not having to take a laxative!

Your best friend is dating someone half their age and NOT breaking any laws!

In a hostage situation you are likely to among the first to be released!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: You KNOW You Are OLD When....
Post by: Dawie on July 15, 2010, 12:21:02 pm

Well at least I'm not old yet. Thanks for that GB.
David

Title: Re: You KNOW You Are OLD When....
Post by: Russ C on July 15, 2010, 12:49:42 pm

Yep confirmed, I'm not old yet. LOL  :o

Title: Re: You KNOW You Are OLD When....
Post by: Marcellarius on July 15, 2010, 04:43:56 pm

I see I'm growing in age.... but I'm not there jet  :D

Title: Re: You KNOW You Are OLD When....
Post by: northie66 on July 15, 2010, 05:52:05 pm

You have plenty of room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.  I have plenty of room in the cabinet cuz I carry all my pills in my purse.
You REGRET all those times you resisted TEMPTATION!  I never resisted temptation... I regret some of those times though!
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who comes into the room!  I still do that.  Whew!
You have a party and the neighbors don't even notice!  I'm too cheap to have parties.  I just go to them.
You turn off the light to save on the electric bill!  I don't do this... but hubby hollers about it.  He's old I guess.
All the names in your 'address book' end in "M.D."  I have some.  Just some!
You give up all your bad habits and still feel like crap!  I have never gave up ALL my bad habits.
"Getting a little action" means not having to take a laxative!  Last time I got a piece of a** was when my hand slipped through the toilet paper.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age and NOT breaking any laws!  Don't have a "best friend" - I guess I'm my own bff.
In a hostage situation you are likely to among the first to be released!  Cool!  But I hope I don't get to test this one!