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Title: Channel Swimming Competition....
Post by: GrayBeard on July 14, 2010, 11:41:01 pm

SWIMMING THE ENGLISH CHANNEL

There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied,
"I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."

Title: Re: Channel Swimming Competition....
Post by: Dawie on July 16, 2010, 12:58:06 am

LOL ;D
David

Title: Re: Channel Swimming Competition....
Post by: jimbo on July 16, 2010, 03:17:06 am

Do you bleive that????????????????
Jimbo

Title: Re: Channel Swimming Competition....
Post by: Dawie on July 16, 2010, 11:24:37 am

No but it's still funny. ::)
David

Title: Re: Channel Swimming Competition....
Post by: Russ C on July 16, 2010, 01:14:44 pm

I wonder, what was the size of the blondes breaststroke ?  ???
LMAO  :o  :o  :o