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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on July 13, 2010, 05:15:16 pm
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go ?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an
extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well
as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their
vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird
to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Then they kick him in the ice hole."
You really didn't believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you!
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ROLMAO. Help I can't get up off the floor now.
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get out of here
Jimbo
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That ain't true. I saw March of the Penguins. They just walk away. ;)
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Yeh rite, thats if the sharks dont get em first
Jimbo
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My wife's staring at me wondering what's so funny!!!
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"Freeze a jolly good fellow" Just when I thought I heard it all. LMAO. :o
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Do you need a hand Russ? Looks like you fell hard.
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Another good one GB.
David
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Damn, where is that monitor cleaner... ::)
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there's a zoo in holland where 2 penguins escaped.
people called the police to report a penguin in the garden.......
so,..... perhaps penguins here go walkabout before the die?