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Title: Where are your glasses?
Post by: GrayBeard on August 22, 2014, 01:41:16 am

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
 
?Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?? I asked.
 
Talking about my  "doing-something-useful"  seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
 
She was  "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the guys.
 
I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.
 
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.
 
She replied,  "Are you nuts?  You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
 
I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
 
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!
This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
 
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again,? I said, ?I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
 
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
 
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: wombatie on August 22, 2014, 02:36:26 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  LOVE IT.

Marg

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: rob roy on August 22, 2014, 05:22:37 am

Good one GB, I'm still laughing. Not sure about the wife though. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: gordster on August 22, 2014, 05:59:21 am

Dynamite  GB ...sure hit the funny bone lol

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: smw on August 22, 2014, 06:53:03 am

nice one GB ;D

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on August 22, 2014, 09:25:49 pm

Good one GB. Thanks for the laugh :) :)

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: Graywolf on August 24, 2014, 07:03:26 am

Great one GB.  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: Keefie on August 29, 2014, 11:51:33 am

I'll have to try that one on my daughter  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: newfie on August 29, 2014, 02:47:07 pm

LOL good one

Title: Re: Where are your glasses?
Post by: Marcellarius on September 01, 2014, 01:00:05 am

LOL