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Title: One more
Post by: lennywin on May 01, 2014, 04:07:52 pm

Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
 

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Post by: daveo on May 01, 2014, 04:09:08 pm

nice one Lenny
Dave

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Post by: Merlin on May 01, 2014, 04:55:38 pm

Yeh I'd have to leave the earrings as well.
Ta for the giggle.

***Merlin***

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Post by: Marcellarius on May 02, 2014, 12:47:25 am

hahaha, must be a blond... LOL

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Post by: wombatie on May 02, 2014, 02:08:35 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

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Post by: Keefie on May 04, 2014, 05:27:09 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D good one.