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Title: Very Embarrassed
Post by: tdpainter on March 21, 2014, 08:31:38 am

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful Diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well!

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with,
'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely
bracelet?'

He answers,

"Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to $&#% yourself when I tell you the price!"

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: Russ C on March 21, 2014, 09:04:16 am

Hello, where was the COFFEE WARNING   LMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: newfie on March 21, 2014, 09:33:37 am

LOL good one

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: countryscroller on March 21, 2014, 09:41:43 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: tdpainter on March 21, 2014, 10:49:03 am

lol sorry Russ, I'll be sure to add a coffee warning before I start My next joke
 ;D

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: Keefie on March 21, 2014, 11:15:41 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: Marcellarius on March 21, 2014, 12:58:18 pm

LOL

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: rob roy on March 21, 2014, 05:04:46 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.Good one T.D.
Rob Roy

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: linkblet10 on March 21, 2014, 07:12:29 pm

LOL

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 21, 2014, 07:16:35 pm

I used to manage a jewellery store. Although I did not hear any, there were times when the tell tale gave it away when the price was revealed.good one Travis. Ya you should post an alert, keyboards don't respond well to liquids. ;D

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: Rover2 on March 21, 2014, 07:56:48 pm

That's funny TD. My wife and I are still laughing.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: Merlin on March 22, 2014, 06:52:20 am

Coffee warning PLEASE................ ;D

***Merlin***

Title: Re: Very Embarrassed
Post by: wombatie on March 24, 2014, 02:13:13 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg