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Title: Auto-Correct
Post by: jerry1939 on February 25, 2014, 08:27:14 pm

A man, named Dave, receives a disturbing message;  "I am so sorry Dave, I have been tapping your wife day and night when you are not around.  I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.  I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

Dave, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, shot & killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:  "D_ _ _ _ Auto-Correct, I meant wifi, not wife."

Title: Re: Auto-Correct
Post by: wombatie on February 26, 2014, 12:35:41 am

Ooooppppppps

Marg

Title: Re: Auto-Correct
Post by: Keefie on February 26, 2014, 04:30:54 am

 ;D ;D ;D I wonder if I can get away with that too ??

Title: Re: Auto-Correct
Post by: Russ C on February 26, 2014, 07:08:02 am

 :D  :D  :D   LMBO   :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Auto-Correct
Post by: rob roy on February 26, 2014, 05:44:01 pm

Quote from: Keefie on February 26, 2014, 04:30:54 am

;D ;D ;D I wonder if I can get away with that too ??

If your luck is anything like mine Keith you have NO CHANCE  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D