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Title: Ole's and Lena
Post by: ChuckD on February 21, 2014, 10:00:32 pm

Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying.
Ole agreed, and Lena even served them a nice meal at noon time.

The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole, "Because you were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this bad news in person instead of by letter."

Ole replied, "What's the bad news?"

The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work here, we discovered your farm is not in Minnesota but is actually in Wisconsin!"

Ole looked at Lena and said, "That's the best news I have heard in a long time.
I just told Lena this morning that I don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota."

Title: Re: Ole's and Lena
Post by: mickey357 on February 22, 2014, 09:59:40 am

She has to be a blonde. I know my wife is a blonde.

Title: Re: Ole's and Lena
Post by: jrpeteo on February 22, 2014, 02:12:24 pm

Ole and Lena jokes are quite popular in these parts....
I'm with Ole, here's the picnic table on my patio near Minneapolis Minnesota.
Pete

Title: Re: Ole's and Lena
Post by: Gabby on February 25, 2014, 02:20:54 am

Quote from: jrpeteo on February 22, 2014, 02:12:24 pm

Ole and Lena jokes are quite popular in these parts....
I'm with Ole, here's the picnic table on my patio near Minneapolis Minnesota.
Pete

I always wondered about the sanity of people who live in places like that, I even wonder if they know to come in out of the rain. Said the old desert rat who loved to sweat in 100+F days. LOL
At least I could jump in the creek to cool off, wait what creek?
Gabby

Title: Re: Ole's and Lena
Post by: wombatie on February 26, 2014, 12:30:05 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D.  Good one.

Marg

Title: Re: Ole's and Lena
Post by: Malistar22 on February 26, 2014, 11:27:04 am

This reminds me of this image saw recently. It's so true and I have actually asked myself this question many times.

(http://i.imgur.com/JXN4q98.png)