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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Kepy on July 05, 2010, 06:27:07 pm

Title: Catholic shampoo
Post by: Kepy on July 05, 2010, 06:27:07 pm

WHILE SHOPPING IN A FOOD STORE, TWO NUNS HAPPEN TO PASS BY
          THE BEER COOLER.  ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL  BEER
          OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING."

          THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED,"INDEED IT WOULD SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL
          COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER AS I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE
          CHECKOUT STAND."

          "I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" SHE REPLIED AS SHE
          PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.

          THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A
          SIX-PACK OF BEER.  "WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID,  "A
          SHAMPOO, OF SORT, IF YOU WILL."

          WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE
          COUNTER. PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.  HE THEN
          LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED AND SAID, "THE CURLERS ARE ON
          THE  HOUSE."

Title: Re: Catholic shampoo
Post by: Judy Hunter on July 06, 2010, 02:08:57 pm

That was a GOOD one  ;D

Title: Re: Catholic shampoo
Post by: Dawie on July 06, 2010, 05:47:45 pm

Liked that one must rememeber it.
David

Title: Re: Catholic shampoo
Post by: jimbo on July 06, 2010, 06:38:35 pm

Seen that one exelent
Jimbo