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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Billy in Va on January 04, 2014, 04:36:34 pm
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A Charity realized that they had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you did not give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the caller mumbled, "Um, no." The lawyer interrupts, "Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken caller began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated caller, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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I'm glad I put my coffee down before reading that one Billy, love it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I didn't see that one coming. Thanks for the laugh.
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Typical Lawyer. :D :D :D
Marg
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that one got me right between the eyes Billy. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Rob Roy.