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Title: coffee alert.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on December 19, 2013, 09:18:36 am
Two old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to L/Cpls.
>Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy,
there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in."

>"But we?re only privates," protests Paddy.

>"We?re L/Cpls now," says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him inside.
"Now, Paddy, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."

>"But we're privates," says Paddy.

>"You blind, boy?" asks Mick, pointing again at his stripe. "We're L/Cpls
now!"

>So they have their drink, and pretty soon a one of the Army lass?s comes up to
Mick.

>"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of
gonorrhoea."

>Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Paddy, go look in the
dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it's okay, give me the okay
sign."

>So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.

>Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of
gonorrhoea.

>Mick says to Paddy, "Why the hell did you give me the thumbs up?"

>"Well Mick, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhoea affects only the privates."
Pointing to his stripe, he says, "and we're L/Cpls now!"

>
Title: Re: coffee alert.
Post by: Keefie on December 19, 2013, 10:20:32 am
Being ex Army myself, I've just got to share that one.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: coffee alert.
Post by: Marcellarius on December 20, 2013, 03:38:13 am
LOL
Title: Re: coffee alert.
Post by: wombatie on December 20, 2013, 04:26:29 am
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: coffee alert.
Post by: newfie on December 22, 2013, 06:55:18 am
lol :D :D