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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: newfie on December 16, 2013, 01:26:12 pm

Title: Senior's Health Problem
Post by: newfie on December 16, 2013, 01:26:12 pm

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,  tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.
         
        It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
        She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say,
         
        "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
         
         

        I managed to mumble in reply,

         

        "Can I feel your breasts, then." ?

Title: Re: Senior's Health Problem
Post by: slowcutter on December 16, 2013, 04:27:55 pm

Now we know why your in ICU ;)

Title: Re: Senior's Health Problem
Post by: wombatie on December 17, 2013, 04:48:49 am

Be careful you may find yourself in the morgue.   :D :D :D :D

Marg