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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Keefie on September 01, 2013, 03:31:32 am

Title: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: Keefie on September 01, 2013, 03:31:32 am

Todays Tip

"If a woman is upset hold her and tell her how beautiful she is.
If that doesn't work retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her."

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: rob roy on September 01, 2013, 04:07:53 am

Ho, Ho, Keefie you're going to suffer when Marg sees that. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: iggygiles on September 01, 2013, 04:36:28 am

NO, NO, NO,  you have to get personal, tell her she has a shadow on her top lip and her nails look a bit tired. By the time she has dealt with that, you can be miles away.
 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: Gabby on September 01, 2013, 04:44:19 am

Quote from: iggygiles on September 01, 2013, 04:36:28 am

NO, NO, NO,  you have to get personal, tell her she has a shadow on her top lip and her nails look a bit tired. By the time she has dealt with that, you can be miles away.
 ;D ;D ;D

Hey there Iggy, look at you sitting at the old compuker and regailing us with your advise to the love lorn, just shows what you can do if you are motivated or bored enough. LOL
Keep that foot elevated so that Marge will see it and feel sorry for you. Maybe she will bring you a little tot for the discomfort.  ;)
G

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: iggygiles on September 01, 2013, 06:05:14 am

I have at least 5 bottles of JW in the drinks cab from happy customers. if I started on that, well who knows???????????????wooooooooooops. shorry.

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: rob roy on September 01, 2013, 05:31:25 pm

Only FIVE bottles Iggy!!!!!!. Shame on you. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: iggygiles on September 01, 2013, 07:10:58 pm

They are 1L bottles and the youngest is 15year vintage. it may be worth paying the Bridge fee after all LOL.

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: Keefie on September 02, 2013, 04:48:49 am

Ian, to you and me, that is a nice supply of JW.  To Rob it it is just a "taster" ::) ::)

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: rob roy on September 02, 2013, 12:03:53 pm

Ho,Hoooooo Ian 15 year old in liter bottles, things are looking up now. Just connect one up to an IV drip. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: wombatie on September 03, 2013, 02:59:55 am

Keith you should be hung drawn and quartered  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(  You should also be ashamed of yourself, there is obviously no hope left for you.  :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Marg

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: Gabby on September 03, 2013, 03:09:49 am

Snivel and I can't even stop by and bum a drink! BAWLLLLLLLLL  BOO HOOOOOO :'( :'( :'( :'(
Sitting here looking at the last shot in the bottle.
Boy talk about self control!
G

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: Gabby on September 03, 2013, 03:12:40 am

Hey Marg what's got yer knickers in a bunch?
Keith didn't do anything!
G

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: Keefie on September 03, 2013, 03:46:50 am

Quote from: wombatie on September 03, 2013, 02:59:55 am

Keith you should be hung drawn and quartered  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(  You should also be ashamed of yourself, there is obviously no hope left for you.  :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(   :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Marg

Marg, I'm always ahsamed of myself - there never was any hope for me!!!

Keith.

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: wombatie on September 04, 2013, 02:28:42 am

I know Keith, thats the problem.  :D :D :D :-* And its no good throwing chocolates at me I can't eat them.  Thats whats got my knickers in a knot Gabby.   :( :( ;)

Marg

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: Gabby on September 04, 2013, 03:12:45 am

Sorry about that Marg, I can relate when the weather goes to pot here and it's the end of the scrolling season, I can get a knot in my shorts too.
Gabby

Title: Re: Health and Safety - Tip For Today
Post by: wombatie on September 05, 2013, 02:26:04 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg