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Title: A Blonde goes to a football game....
Post by: GrayBeard on August 26, 2013, 09:45:26 pm

Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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Post by: newfie on August 26, 2013, 09:57:25 pm

LOL good one GB

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Post by: spirithorse on August 27, 2013, 01:54:28 am

Cute!
Thanks for the chuckle and God Bless! Spirithorse

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Post by: wombatie on August 27, 2013, 02:11:55 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Good one GB

Marg

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Post by: rob roy on August 27, 2013, 04:57:05 am

Great laugh to start the day G B. Thank you. No better pick me up than a good laugh (apart from J W Black), ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;).
Rob Roy.

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Post by: Keefie on August 27, 2013, 05:30:27 am

love it GB, I needed a good laugh and that did the trick  :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Post by: countryscroller on August 27, 2013, 06:23:05 am

Good one  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on August 27, 2013, 07:16:36 am

Thanks for the laugh GB. Great way to start your day. :D

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Post by: Russ C on August 27, 2013, 08:36:45 am

Just read this and I am LMBO.  :D  :D  :D

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Post by: puzzlemaker on August 27, 2013, 10:06:39 am

Do you think she was a dumb blonde, or did she have to much JW Black? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Pat

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Post by: Dan26 on August 27, 2013, 07:25:00 pm

Thanks for the chuckle. Sometimes blondes make a lot of cents...25 of them this time.

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Post by: Marcellarius on August 30, 2013, 02:23:51 pm

oh... boy ,glad I didn't had coffee in my hands.....
didn't see that coming, think its great!!!
Thanks GB!!