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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Gabby on August 13, 2013, 02:40:21 am
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How to keep a woman happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
It doesn't take much !!
A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organiser
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Let her go shopping regularly
47. Be honest
48. Be relatively rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other women
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes or who she is with
BUT IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
* her parents
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone
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LOL, an other thing that keeps her
happy sorry, BUSY is shopping... ::)
:D ;D :D
(http://greenlea.ru/Joke_Generator/Shopping-_men_VS_Women/i0373rp.jpg)
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And most of you still can't hold up your end of the bargain. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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And most of you still can't hold up your end of the bargain. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
And NONE of you can keep your part! ::) ::) ::)
Sad but true after numerous partners the number will remain a secret :-X :-X , I can attest to the truth in my statement. The final choice was the best of the lot, and I love her to pieces, and wouldn't take a million $$ for her but, I wouldn't give you a nickle for another like her. ;D ;D
As I'm fond of saying I wouldn't trade her for a whole litter of speckled puppies! :) :) :)
I'll bet if the truth be told every man on here will agree in his heart no matter what the chickens say out loud!
I may get blasted for that. LOL
Gabby
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Gabby, your on dangerous ground there. It reminds my of the man who was in hospital dying of unknown causes when he decided to come clean with his wife about all his sexual encounters while they were married, and how sorry he was at the lack of respect he had for her and that he should have treated her better. When he was finished she replied, told him not to worry, that she knew all these things for many years and the main thing for him to do now was to lay back, relax and let the poison do it's work. :D
Be careful,
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How TRUE they both are ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Gabby, your on dangerous ground there. It reminds my of the man who was in hospital dying of unknown causes when he decided to come clean with his wife about all his sexual encounters while they were married, and how sorry he was at the lack of respect he had for her and that he should have treated her better. When he was finished she replied, told him not to worry, that she knew all these things for many years and the main thing for him to do now was to lay back, relax and let the poison do it's work. :D
Be careful,
LOL !!!
so every one is gonna make his own coffee from now on ? ::)
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I make ALL of the coffee, and besides My "Laurie Darlin' " (remember Lori in Lonesome Dove? I'm her Gus ;D) knows all the dirt up front!
No secrets.
Gabby
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My wise old dad said all you need to do is keep them over sexed and under shod, needless to say, he ended up divorced. Iggy