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Title: The Barber
Post by: Keefie on August 02, 2013, 11:37:44 am

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,
'About 2 hours.'The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy....
'How long before I can get a haircut?'The barber looked around at the shop and said,
'About 3 hours.'The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
'How long before I can get a haircut?The barber looked around the shop and said,
'About an hour and a half .The guy left.The barber turned to his friend and said,
'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.
'A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
'Your house!'

Title: Re: The Barber
Post by: newfie on August 02, 2013, 02:53:27 pm

LOL good one

Title: Re: The Barber
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on August 02, 2013, 08:25:22 pm

Gooood one! Gotta share that! ;D

Title: Re: The Barber
Post by: wombatie on August 03, 2013, 02:55:44 am

 :o :o :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  Didn't see that one coming.

Marg

Title: Re: The Barber
Post by: Marcellarius on August 04, 2013, 02:51:25 pm

LOL ;D :D ;D