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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: newfie on July 26, 2013, 07:05:23 am

Title: To Hot
Post by: newfie on July 26, 2013, 07:05:23 am

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
... Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...go on.
Wife: All right, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it in the dark.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Yeah! that's good.
Wife: Right! Now go to sleep.
And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself....
Now, what were you expecting???

Title: Re: To Hot
Post by: Marcellarius on July 26, 2013, 07:23:50 am

didn't think anything else... ::)
LOL
could have been me and the wife talking last night ;)

Title: Re: To Hot
Post by: chelcass on July 26, 2013, 12:24:31 pm

Well golly that's no fun!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: To Hot
Post by: Keefie on July 26, 2013, 02:35:21 pm

We wouldn't have thought anything else with our clean minds lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: To Hot
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 26, 2013, 04:06:59 pm

There is a lot of these conversations going on these nights with the heat and the humidity.

Title: Re: To Hot
Post by: wombatie on July 29, 2013, 06:40:14 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I thought he wanted the fan switched on.  :D :D :D :D

Marg