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Title: Ed dies in his Sleep
Post by: king310 on July 23, 2013, 06:34:50 pm

Ed came home late one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home....
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?


'Never,' said Ed.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.

He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard......

"Ed, wake up! You crapped the bed!"



Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Ed dies in his Sleep
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 23, 2013, 07:38:08 pm

I thought it might turn out that way. Good laugh though, thanks :D :D

Title: Re: Ed dies in his Sleep
Post by: tvman44 on July 23, 2013, 07:42:04 pm

Glad I was not drinking coffee when I read that! :)

Title: Re: Ed dies in his Sleep
Post by: wombatie on July 24, 2013, 01:58:57 am

 :o :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Ed dies in his Sleep
Post by: Marcellarius on July 24, 2013, 03:48:22 am

funny :D ;D :D

so this is what you do beside watching Aussie TV ;) ::)

Title: Re: Ed dies in his Sleep
Post by: newfie on July 24, 2013, 06:21:49 am

LOL

Title: Re: Ed dies in his Sleep
Post by: Keefie on July 24, 2013, 08:44:27 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Ed dies in his Sleep
Post by: rob roy on July 24, 2013, 10:28:03 am

good one King. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D