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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 10, 2013, 08:36:14 pm

Title: When you are over 60ty
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 10, 2013, 08:36:14 pm

When you are over sixty who gives a $&#%?

This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did all that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said. "Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: newfie on July 10, 2013, 09:34:32 pm

LOL some good ones Clyde

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: rob roy on July 11, 2013, 04:23:10 am

Good ones Clyde. I'm in the right age range for those comments.  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: crupiea on July 11, 2013, 12:24:53 pm

great jokes!!

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: Keefie on July 11, 2013, 01:16:30 pm

Not quite there yet, but not far off, loved the jokes though. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: Danny on July 11, 2013, 03:50:47 pm

I sure did get some chuckles from reading them.  Liked the one about being
asked about his Beer Belly.   Gotta remember that one.  LOL  Danny  :+}

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: Rapid Roger on July 11, 2013, 06:31:53 pm

A friend that I hadn't seen for awhile, patted me on the belly and ask "What happened here?". I replied "My six pack abs turned into a keg."

Rog

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: wombatie on July 12, 2013, 02:18:57 am

Oh there are some good one there.  Still smiling.

Marg

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: Dan26 on July 14, 2013, 08:49:58 am

Thanks again for the laughs.

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: chelcass on July 14, 2013, 09:32:53 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: Marcellarius on July 14, 2013, 05:06:19 pm

great, thanks for the laugh, hurt the corona bubble a little ;-) doing so.
LOL

Title: Re: When you are over 60ty
Post by: mickey357 on July 16, 2013, 11:36:08 pm

Good one. Sent copy to friends ( all over 60 ).