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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 02, 2013, 03:12:52 pm

Title: Thought you could use a laugh.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 02, 2013, 03:12:52 pm

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.


 
 The first surgeon, from Toronto , says, I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

 The second, from Vancouver , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.

 The third surgeon, from Montreal , says, No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

 The fourth surgeon, from Calgary , chimes in, You know, I like construction workers.Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

 But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa , shut them all up when he observed, You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.

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Post by: Merlin on July 02, 2013, 05:21:16 pm

Oh how true is that.. Nice one.

***Merlin***

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Post by: GrayBeard on July 02, 2013, 06:16:14 pm

He is one wise medical man...and that is a rarity!

~~~GB~~~

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Post by: alien11 on July 03, 2013, 08:19:31 am

That's great. But what occurs to me is that the smell must be overpowering!

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Post by: lwsjc on July 03, 2013, 12:44:36 pm

Had a real good laugh at that, Alien 11

Larry

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Post by: newfie on July 03, 2013, 03:16:26 pm

good one Clyde.

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Post by: Keefie on July 03, 2013, 06:05:50 pm

good one, but it has such a ring of truth about it too !!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D