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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 25, 2013, 12:45:09 pm

Title: Retirement job.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 25, 2013, 12:45:09 pm

Someone asked me, Now that you're retired, "do you have another job?"
 I replied, ?Yes I am my wife's sexual advisor."
 Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
 "Very simple. The wife has told me that when she wants my ___ advice, she'll ask me for it."

Title: Re: Retirement job.
Post by: Keefie on June 25, 2013, 12:55:53 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I was always told it was "Mind over Matter - She didn't mind and I didn't matter"

Title: Re: Retirement job.
Post by: wombatie on June 26, 2013, 02:34:57 am

I've told Terry that he is never retiring!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Retirement job.
Post by: rob roy on June 26, 2013, 05:53:37 am

Good one Clyde. :D :D :D Hey Marg, I've been retired a few years now. I never listen to ANY ADVICE.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
P S have a look at my signature Marg.

Title: Re: Retirement job.
Post by: newfie on June 26, 2013, 07:59:48 am

LOL

Title: Re: Retirement job.
Post by: wombatie on June 27, 2013, 03:04:42 am

Thats a good one Rob, I love it.  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

marg