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Title: Lay down your coffee before you read
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 25, 2013, 12:32:34 pm

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Kentville Advertiser Newspaper in Kentville , N.S. and bought a mule for $100.The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.The following morning the farmer drove up, and said: "Sorry, fellers, I have some bad news for you, the mule died last night."
 Curtis & Leroy replied; "Well then, just give us our money back."
 The farmer said; " Can't do that...I went and spent it already."
 They said; "Okay then, just bring us the dead mule."
 The farmer asked; "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said; "We gonn'a raffle him off."
 The farmer said; "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
 Leroy said; "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

 A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Co-Op grocery store and asked: "Say...what'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"Curtis, said; "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonn'a do."
 Leroy added; "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898."
 The farmer said; "My Lord, didn't anyone complain...?"
 Curtis said; "Well, the feller who won was really upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

 Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
 They're overseeing Harper's investigation of the Senate and the spending scandal.

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee before you read
Post by: Keefie on June 25, 2013, 12:59:26 pm

old one, but still makes me laugh every tine I read it lol.

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee before you read
Post by: Billy in Va on June 25, 2013, 01:29:29 pm

That wasn't Curtis and Leroy, it was Rob Roy and Keefie

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee before you read
Post by: wombatie on June 26, 2013, 02:38:09 am

Don't know what I liked best, the joke or Billy's reply.   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee before you read
Post by: rob roy on June 26, 2013, 02:36:06 pm

Don't know about Keefie Billy, but thanks for the compliment my friend. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Rob Roy

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee before you read
Post by: Keefie on June 26, 2013, 05:40:46 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I wish I thought of that first Billy, I would have made my fortune raffling off Rob lol

Seriously though Rob, You know we wouldn't raffle you, you're too much fun here - and apart from that , what would Gabby do without his "partner in crime"

Keefie.

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee before you read
Post by: rob roy on June 27, 2013, 05:22:03 am

Keefie, it's not the first time a certain lady has told me to go RAFFLE myself.
The Raffle organisers have been looking for the winner for YEARS. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Rob Roy.