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Title: A story about Jimmy
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 19, 2013, 05:17:52 pm
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday...At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi Jim, How are You?"
 The wife asks, "How does he know you?
 Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
 Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?"
 Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team."
 Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??"
 The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi...
 The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
Jimmy's funeral will be Friday. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A story about Jimmy
Post by: Keefie on June 19, 2013, 05:22:36 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D poor ole Jimmy lol
Title: Re: A story about Jimmy
Post by: rob roy on June 19, 2013, 05:28:24 pm
That's the kind of thing that would happen to me Clyde and Keefie, If I didn't have bad luck I would have no luck at all. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: A story about Jimmy
Post by: newfie on June 19, 2013, 06:53:04 pm
LOL
Title: Re: A story about Jimmy
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 19, 2013, 07:43:12 pm
At least he can call her by her first name,  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A story about Jimmy
Post by: wombatie on June 20, 2013, 02:21:59 am
Oh dear poor old Jimmy, he didn't think things out very well did he?  ::) ::) ::)
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: A story about Jimmy
Post by: chelcass on June 21, 2013, 12:44:42 pm
Ok the wife takes hubby to a *strip* club and she's upset because the people there know him....................Duh!!!!!!  She needs to get out more........... :-\
Title: Re: A story about Jimmy
Post by: Marcellarius on June 22, 2013, 09:59:17 am
R.I.P.  ..... LOL
Title: Re: A story about Jimmy
Post by: IBMer on June 22, 2013, 11:52:03 pm
yickes..   My neighbor was just buried Tuesday.   His name was Jimmy too...     

Heart attack..  His wife is too nice to have bumped him off.   They were both super nice.   RIP Neighbor Jimmy.