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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on June 11, 2013, 11:09:53 pm
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?! he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.
"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, an if my horse ain't back by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender went out and asked, "Say partner, before you ride off...what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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LOL
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yeh never saw that coming.
***Merlin***
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GB, that is hilarious :D :D :D
I have to pass this on :D
Mahendra
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Thanks for the laugh ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I didn't see that coming either lol
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LOL Thats a good one
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Rob I keep telling you not to return them horses, how are we ever going to have any to ride if you keep doing that??????
Dad ratted numb sku mumble mumble grump