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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 10, 2013, 07:03:24 pm

Title: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 10, 2013, 07:03:24 pm

A Newfoundlander and a Ontarian entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Torontonian stole 3 chocolate bars.
 As they left the store, the Torontonian said to the Newfoundlander: "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.
 You can't beat that."
 
 Newfoundlander replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

 So they went to the counter and the Newfounder said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper
 replied: "Yes." The Newfounder said: "Give me a chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Newfounder
 asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
 The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

 The Newfounder replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three chocolate bars."

 You just CAN'T beat a Newfoundlander........ ;D ;D ;D :D :D

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: rob roy on June 11, 2013, 05:33:59 pm

Sure thing Clyde, you just can't beat a NEWFIE. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: newfie on June 11, 2013, 06:32:49 pm

LOL good one Clyde

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: Russ C on June 11, 2013, 06:43:14 pm

Yep a good one  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: Keefie on June 11, 2013, 06:52:06 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love it lol. (you sure he wasn't a Scotsman???)

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 11, 2013, 08:45:54 pm

Most Newfoundlanders have Scottish, British, Irish or French blood in their veins. My family originated from Ringwood, Hampshire, England.

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: wombatie on June 11, 2013, 10:01:28 pm

In that case he definitely had a Scottish heritage.   ::) ::) ::) ::)   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Lay down your coffee.
Post by: rteubner on June 13, 2013, 09:31:15 am

LOL Good one