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Title: This is risky!
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 10, 2013, 06:58:25 pm

Had to report this one for my math teacher friends!

 Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil

 First we state that women require time and money
 Women = Time x Money

 And since time is money
 Time = Money

 which means that we get
 Women = Money x Money

 So then,
 Women = Money ^2 (Money squared)

 Everyone knows that money is the root of all evil
 Money = √Evil

 By substitution we can see that
 Women = (√Evil) ^2

 Therefor we are forced to conclude that
 Women = Evil    ;D ;D ;D
 

Title: Re: This is risky!
Post by: EIEIO on June 10, 2013, 08:06:55 pm

Q.E.D.

Title: Re: This is risky!
Post by: BilltheDiver on June 11, 2013, 07:57:35 am

Not sure I agree, but maybe that's what makes them so much fun.  I do know they can bring out the evil in me sometimes.

Title: Re: This is risky!
Post by: wombatie on June 11, 2013, 09:55:39 pm

I have been called evil on a number of occasions.  :o :o :o  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg