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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 03, 2013, 08:32:38 pm

Title: Little Billy, 'coffee alert'
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on June 03, 2013, 08:32:38 pm

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET.
 HIS MOTHER, THINKING THAT HE HAD BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SHE WENT TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

 THE LITTLE BOY WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK
 AND EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUT THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPPED ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HIT HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

 HIS MOTHER SAID, "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE".

 BILLY REPLIED, "I'M FINE, MUMMY; I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET."

 HIS MOTHER SAID "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"



 BILLY SAID, "IT WORKS ON THE TOMATO SAUCE BOTTLE!"

Title: Re: Little Billy, 'coffee alert'
Post by: newfie on June 03, 2013, 09:45:33 pm

LOL

Title: Re: Little Billy, 'coffee alert'
Post by: wombatie on June 04, 2013, 02:34:55 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Little Billy, 'coffee alert'
Post by: rob roy on June 04, 2013, 05:46:05 am

Hi Clyde, a good one, it works on the BROWN sauce bottle too. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Little Billy, 'coffee alert'
Post by: Keefie on June 05, 2013, 05:50:29 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love it lol

Title: Re: Little Billy, 'coffee alert'
Post by: chelcass on June 06, 2013, 03:12:21 pm

Yep!  Works for me!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Little Billy, 'coffee alert'
Post by: Marcellarius on June 07, 2013, 01:31:15 pm

next time my mother in law complains she has constipation I'll hit her on the head  ::) ::)

 ;D :D ;D