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Title: Three sisters
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on May 10, 2013, 06:34:44 am

Three sisters, aged 81, 83 and 85, live together.
 One night the 85 year old draws a bath for herself.
 As she sticks her foot in, she pauses.
 She yells to her sisters downstairs,
 "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
 
 The 83 year old shouts back loudly,
 "I don't know. Let me come up there and see."
 She begins walking up the stairs, but then pauses .
 She yells to her sisters "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

 The 81 year old is sitting in the living room, enjoying some tea.
 She listens to her sisters, shakes her head and mutters to herself, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful. Knock on wood."
 She then turns and shouts,
 "I'll come up there and help both of you as soon as I see who's knocking at the door."

Title: Re: Three sisters
Post by: thumbs on May 10, 2013, 07:01:52 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D    that's funny---Richard

Title: Re: Three sisters
Post by: newfie on May 10, 2013, 09:37:07 am

LOL good one Clyde

Title: Re: Three sisters
Post by: Marcellarius on May 10, 2013, 11:30:10 am

very funny!! LOL

Title: Re: Three sisters
Post by: Keefie on May 10, 2013, 01:35:51 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D good one Clyde

Title: Re: Three sisters
Post by: wombatie on May 13, 2013, 02:14:55 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  I'm glad I don't have any sisters I don't need the extra confusion in my life.   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg