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Title: 8 Things to 'ponder'.......
Post by: GrayBeard on May 06, 2013, 05:12:35 pm
   Number 8
 
  Life is sexually transmitted.
 
 
  Number 7
 
  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
 
  Number 6
 
  Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his
  eyes, make him a sandwich.
 
 
  Number 5
 
  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use
  the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years
 
 
  Number 4
 
  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals,
  dying of nothing.
 
 
  Number 3
 
  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
  criticism.
 
 
  Number 2
 
  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
  weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 
 
  And The Number 1 Thought
 
  Life is like a jar of Jalape?o peppers--what you do today, might burn
  your a$$ tomorrow.
 
 
  - - - and as someone recently said to me:
 
  "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
Title: Re: 8 Things to 'ponder'.......
Post by: jscott2 on May 06, 2013, 05:53:56 pm
Number 9:  Marriage is the main cause of divorce.

Jim