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Title: The little boy
Post by: king310 on March 28, 2013, 07:57:05 pm
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,  and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
 
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
 
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said.  'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,  "Maybe you should wear a condom,
and put your pants on backwards instead  of your collar."
Title: Re: The little boy
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 28, 2013, 10:23:43 pm
Old one there, my grandfather used to tell that one. Still gets a smile though ;D
Title: Re: The little boy
Post by: wombatie on March 29, 2013, 05:23:18 am
 :D :D :D :D :D :D  never heard it before, love it.

Marg
Title: Re: The little boy
Post by: Marcellarius on March 29, 2013, 08:16:35 am
LOL  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: The little boy
Post by: newfie on March 29, 2013, 08:23:13 am
LOL